Tis the Reason for the Season

I’ve been waiting for these all year – eat your heart out Joel and Paul! I got a dozen hot ones (lovingly wrapped under the tree by my mother-in-law)… America has a few perks. It’s rough keeping them away from Araella; you don’t want to start them out too young.

– Pardon me me a moment, I have to go stop my daughter as she stuffs multiple DVD’s into the VCR. –

Ok, I’m back. Did you know that Krispy Kreme could fill nearly five Olympic-size swimming pools each year with the chocolate it uses and enough sprinkles top their donuts to equal the weight of 184 elephants. Krispy Kreme makes enough donuts to form a sugary trail from New York to Los Angeles EVERY WEEK!

At 2843.6 miles from New York to LA, thats 180,170,496 inches, and each donut is about 5 inches in diameter, so that’s 36,034,099 donuts. The nutritional information states that there is 12 grams of fat in each “hot one.” In tonage, that’s 432.4 tons of GREASE! Where do they get that much oil?

I think I’ve had enough Krispy Kremes for the year.